ARGH MY LEGS HURT.

ARGH WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE.

ARGH WHY MUST I TORTURE MYSELF WITH NO HEROES.

ARGH I WANT TO ROLEPLAY SORTA.

ARGH :(

in other news there was a fire like a mile away from my school

so it was really hot

and we still had to run

they're trying to murder us

arnold wartyface is trying to reenact terminator with us, godammit

your PE RULES suck sry

First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in 12 of your characters.

1) Jem
2) Leopald
3) Devil
4) Kylie
5) Spike
6) Tomi
7) Otome
8) Pastel
9) Aidan-Rain
10) Zion
11) Raxi
12) Zenbi


01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Tomi) or 11 (Raxi)?
They'd both suck at it. >_> But probably Tomi. Raxi is MUCH too quiet to teach.

02) Do you think 2 (Leopald) is hot? How hot?
Yes. @_@ so hot. omg. i want his bod. LOL

03) 12 (Zenbi) sends 8 (Pastel) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
To... BRING HIM HIS ARENO. >D And yes it does. I guess. Cause Pastel's a good messenger.

04) What is or would be 9's (Aidan-Rain) favorite book?
Oh gosh. Any fantasy or romance book. Such a geek.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Leopald) to swear loyalty to 6 (Tomi), or the other way around?
Either would work, if one had something good to offer.

06) For some reason, 5 (Spike) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Aidan-Rain) or with 10 (Zion)?
Aidan-Rain, probably. Spike could abuse him. And annoy him. Zion is too quiet and annoyable.

07) 2 (Leopald), 7 (Otome) and 12 (Zenbi) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They would go to some fancy chinese place and talk about ART and DEATH. Actually, these three would get along rather well LOL.

08) 3 (Devil) challenges 10 (Zion) to a duel. What happens?
Well, depends which SL. If it was Grim Reaper!Devil, he'd win. Otherwise, Zion, hands down.

09) If 1 (Jem) stole 8's (Pastel) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Pastel would definetly appeal to Jem's girlie side. And somehow distract him with pink and glitter long enough to get Zion back.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Otome) and 12 (Zenbi) both attain what they most desire.
Bloody Lullaby. Guys I am so not joking, they have to be the most blood obsessed things EVERRRR.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Kylie) and 1 (Jem) to work together?
Probably something like, someone stole Kylie's brothers and Jem's Caxlen and they MUST GET THEM BACK. Cliche shit ftw.

12) If 7 (Otome) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
...Not very good. She'd probably kill all my animals. ;;

13) If you could command 3 (Devil) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
COOK ME SWEETS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DEVIL. I NEED YOUR COOKING.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Raxi)?
No. ;;

15) If 2 (Leopald) had to choose sides between 4 (Kylie) and 5 (Spike), which would it be?
Depends on what they were fighting over, but probably Spike, since Leopald would hate Kylie's guts.

16) What might 10 (Zion) shout while charging into battle?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH pretty much. Such a video game character.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Pastel), which song would you choose?
Probably Butterfly by Smile.dK. He's such a freaking wapanese DDR freak.

18) 1 (Jem), 6 (Tomi), and 12 (Zenbi) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tomi. He would overpower those bitches like woah. T:

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Leopald) to use on 10 (Zion)?
LOL WHAT LEOPALD USES NO PICKUP LINES. ;; He'd just fuck him if he wanted him. Pickup lines don't work on Zion unless you're Pastel.

20) What would 5 (Spike) most likely be arrested for?
Disturbing the piece, attempted murder through eating body parts >_>;;

21) What is 6's (Tomi) secret?
... 8D HE LOVES GOGYOU BESTEST.

22) If 11 (Raxi) and 9 (Aidan-Rain) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Raxi. Because she'd cheat by portaling and Aidan can't run anyway.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Otome) or 8 (Pastel)?
Well, Otome would protect me better, but she'd be talking to herself, and Pastel is nicer and can always summon Zion. So Pastel.

24.) If 4 (Kylie) gave 10 (Zion) a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?
REALLY. CUTE. PANTS. 8) Cause Zion only wears pants.

SO TODAY.

JOEY GOT 47/46 ON HER ALGEBRA TEST.

WHICH MEANS SHE GOT 101%

WHICH MEANS SHE GOT A+

WHICH MEANS HER GRADE OF B- IS GOING TO A FUCKING A, BIZATCHES.

SHE ALSO SHAVED OFF 2 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS FROM HER MILE RUN, FUCK YES.

SHE ALSO GOT ONE PROBLEM WRONG OUT OF 10 TESTS IN EARTH SCIENCE.

AND IS THE ENVY OF HER DRAMA CLASSMATES.

JONAE.

WINS.

AT.

LIFE.

Sooo I guess I should update.

Well, first of all, I encourage you all to go on Greatest Journal RIGHTNOW and look at my new KH AU High School SL (SO CLICHE). Tths. >/ DOIT. I play Demyx and Roxas. 'Tis fun.

Also, I now have two girlfriends.

That sounds bad, right? But we're all girlfriends TOGETHER~ so it's sort of better.

The whole school is slowly learning I am a lesbian, and I'm getting a bad 'reputation' by hanging out with the massive otakus.

Do I fucking care? Not really.

I have a few more friends. Only like, three that I consider to be real friends...because like me, they don't give a shit what people say. :DD And therefore don't lie to my face or suddenly hate me.

BUT, I am now the school's self-proclaimed Demyx. :)

I'm getting A's in every class except Algebra (B-), and P.E. But that's no surprise, right? LOL.

Errr...YEAH!

Dear Brad,

Despite the fact that Natasha worships your every jackass move, you aren't really all that. In fact, I bet you're a very fat ten year old who has little to no roleplaying ability whatsoever. You're not hardcore because you can post long and scroll, stupidass. :) Your posts are boring, have no soul, and your Harry is ungodly boring. Please start roleplaying Harry like he's supposed to be played: an emo selfish brat.

No love for homophobic little boys like you,
Lana

So I started High School. I have thus figured out:

- people make fun of the name Jonae' because it's not fucking generic 8D

- yaoi is creepishly big with public school girls and if you don't have every since anime paraphenlia ever, you aren't a true otaku in their eyes

- emo boys are too scarce in california

- my english 9 class is full of retards who don't know who the fuck superman is

- my driver's ed teacher is the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE (next to dane cook)

- hearing people talk french is badass. salut.

- I joined drama for the entirely wrong reason and it's going to be boring as fuck since we're not actually doing a play, ugh

- on that note, public school kids are fucking dumbasses who don't want to come out of their bubbles (MOST of them) to act

- seniors are much nicer than freshman, wtf

- there are far too many whorish preppish people at my school

- shy boys are adorable (yay patrick!)

- my best high school friend as of yet is dating a senior when she's a freshman

- campuses are fucked up

- backpacks are also fucked up

- why are we having a dance tomorrow

- why is danni not on

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

---===###X###===---

Opening Credits:
"The Real Thing" -- Gwen Stefani
(OHOHO LOVE STORY)

Waking Up:
"Rythym Of The Night" -- Valeria
(wtf~?!)

First Day At School:
"Memory" -- Cats
(okayyy this is going backwards ;;)

Falling In Love:
"Kiss The Girl" -- The Little Mermaid
(AHAHAHA awesome)

Fight Song:
"Guilty Consience" -- Eminem ft. Dr. Dre
(LOL YEAH! DON'T DO IT JO!)

Breaking Up:
"Dance of the Reed Flutes" -- Fantasia
(yesplz it'll be all pretty)

Prom:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" -- Queen
(YAY!)

Life's OK:
"Luxurious" -- Gwen Stefani
(that kicks ass. my life rocks.)

Mental Breakdown:
"Don't Lie" -- Black Eyed Peas
(DAMN YOU LYING BOYFRIEND)

Driving:
"Think of Me" -- Phantom of the Opera
(whut)

Flashback:
"Stan" -- Eminem
(aww...that sucks...)

Getting back together:
"The Perfect Fit" -- Dresden Dolls
(YOU MEAN THAT SONG WORKS?! gasp)

Wedding:
"Bubble Pop Electric" -- Gwen Stefani
(FUCK YES)

Birth of Child:
"My Vietnam" -- Pink
(awww that sucks D: my kid's gonna be so emo)

Final Battle:
"The Monkey's Uncle" -- Disney
(LMAO FUCK YES!!!)

Death Scene:
"A Spoonful Of Sugar" -- Mary Poppins
(very disneytastic death)

Funeral Song:
"Without Me" -- Eminem
(TWO TRAILER PARKS GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE...)
[LOLOLOL!]

hooray :3 page 3 done

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
6. I'm adding a rule. Everyone who gets this quiz has to add a question of their own to it.



How are you feeling today?
"Televisor" -- Morningwood ( I have no idea what /THAT'S/ supposed to mean )

Will you get far in life?
"Don't Lie" -- Black Eyed Peas ( AS LONG AS I DON'T LIE? )

How do your friends see you?
"New York Girls" -- Morningwood ( OH LOL THNX GUISE )

Will you get married?
"You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly!" -- Disney ( wtf?! bird husband?! D: )

What is your best friend's theme song?
"The Mirror (Angel of Music)" -- Phantom of the Opera ( ... wtf danni )

What is the story of your life?
"Grace Kelly" -- Mika ( this actually makes almost TOO MUCH sense.. )

What was high school like?
"Everybody Rules" -- Morningwood ( I haven't been to High School yet, but let's hope this is a good luck wish?! 8D )

How can you get ahead in life?
"Come What May" -- Moulin Rouge ( awww thank you for those kind words )

What is the best thing about your friends?
"Oh, It Is Love" -- Hellogoodbye (ahahaha it is I luvses my friends)

What is in store for this weekend?
"Heat Of The Night" -- Aqua (WOOOOOOO PARTAY)

To describe your grandparents?
"Lonely Girl" -- Pink (you guys have no idea how much this matches my grandmas x_x)

How is your life going?
"Rich Girl" -- Gwen Stefani (LOL NO)

What song will they play at your funeral?
"Long Way To Go" -- Gwen Stefani (OH THANKS GUYS, PLAY MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG ON THAT ALBUM)

How does the world see you?
"Easy" -- Morningwood (oh diss ;;)

Will you have a happy life?
"Kiss The Girl" -- The Little Mermaid (OHOHOHO)

What do your friends really think of you?
"Cool" -- Gwen Stefani (AW THANKS)

Do people secretly lust after you?
"Poor Unfortunate Souls" -- The Little Mermaid (DISS AGAIN)

How can I make myself happy?
"Stan" -- Eminem (by...killing myself over a rapper?!)

What should you do with your life?
"Your Song" -- Moulin Rouge (YEAAAAHHH FALL IN LOVE WITH A WHOOORE)

Will you ever have children?
"Memory" -- Cats (ouch, apparently not?)

What song would you strip to?
"Down Once More/Track Down This Murderer" -- Phantom of the Opera (WTF NOT STRIP-WORTHY)

If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" -- Panic! At The Disco (WTFFFFF)

What does your mom think of you?
"One Day I'll Fly Away" -- Moulin Rouge (well I have told her repeatedly I can't wait to get out of the house)

What is your deep dark secret?
"Stuck In The Middle" -- Mika (ORLY NOW?!!)

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
"Be A Man" -- Aqua (LOL YES JAMES/REINE/OTHER SELF PROCLAIMED ENEMY, BE A MAN!!!)

What your personality like?
"Missed Me" -- Dresden Dolls (well it is about pianos and drama?)

Which song will be played at your wedding?
"Sparkling Diamonds" -- Moulin Rouge (YESPLZ!!!!!)

What is your "Super hero" theme?
"Because We Can" -- Moulin Rouge (on a roll here aren't we?! I AM CANCAN WOMAN!!!)

What is your "Villain" theme?
"All I Ask Of You" -- Phantom of the Opera (aha, yes, the only song sung fully by the main heroes in the movie)

What will your kids be like?
"Bubble Pop Electric" -- Gwen Stefani (YES, KIDS, GO HAVE SEX IN THE BACK OF THE CAR WITH THIS ADDICTIVE SONG)

HOW WE LOVE YOU~ =)

CHECK 1

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You've never done drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[] You get along with everyone.
[] You love soccer.
[] You love baseball.
[x] You're into writing and art
[x] Favourite music genre is rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college.
TOTAL: 7

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[] Water polo is awesome.
[x] Pink is one of your favourite colours.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[] You're an optimist.
[x] You're very emotional.
[] You believe in going steady at a young age.
[] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
TOTAL: 8

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You're depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[] Hate is completely unneeded.
[] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[x] Knowledge is the key to power
[x] Sarcasm is the best kind of humour
[x] People should know what they're talking about before they talk.
TOTAL: 10

SLYTHERIN:
[] There's at least one person you hate.
[] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is good.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You've lied about something serious
[x] You're a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[] You are not very loyal.
[] You like heavy metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You're scared to grow up.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 8

Woah. XDD

1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Place of Residence:
4. What makes you happy:
5. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
7. What is particularly good/bad about my LJ:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favourite place to be:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. Best time of the year:
13. Weirdest food you like:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4: A band:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so i can tell you what I think of you.
4. POST A PICTURE OF YOU! (If you want to.)

Wow, people sure are mature.

This is what I get for making my journal public and putting entries in a community, though. XD

Excuse me for being fourteen and liking abbreviations. :x lol at you guys, nothin's changing, I'm still being whiny and annoying. ;D Cause I SO know it'll just MESS UP YOUR WHOLE LIFE. =D

01. Who are you?
02. Are we friends?
03. When and how did we meet?
04. How have I affected you?
05. What do you think of me?
06. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
07. How long do you think we will be friends?
08. Do you love me?
09. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in 3 words.
20. What was your first impression of me?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you think you know me?
29. Do you wish to get to know me more?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (lol me being christian and having an atheist friend SO supports this amirite?)
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (DAMN POOR PEOPLE ohwait that's me)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I GUESS I'M PREPPY?)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. :(
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (or emo, for you pansy idiots)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (lolz)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (this one makes me really sad)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (or so I'm told I'm pretty XD)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (actuallythisone'strue but that's only cause I waste it on the comp)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (sad face again)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (hahahahah)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (woe is me)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi (DAMN JEWS)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (ow)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (like you lololol)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (quite the opposite)
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (I DO NOT HATE MYSELF)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (ouch)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (ouch again)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch. (x3)
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch. (oh well everyone knew that)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (sad face)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (DDDD:)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (ohoho)
I WATCH (anime soft core) PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (-crie-)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (lmao)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (WOAH REALLY)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (only cause people GIVE ME THEM fjsafhjsahf)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (hehe)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (D:)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (this always gets me pissed xD)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (NOPE)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (NOPE ONLY SHADOW)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (oya, spongerbob's telling me to not vacuum as we speak)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (haha)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (WOOOOOO)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (oops)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (lmao)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (D:)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (...ouch)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (haha, how many people bold this? XD)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.
I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian. ( - cries - )
I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.
I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC. (OUCH)

SHADOW'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you're welcome for the spam guys.

o btw I have an iPod now.

Fuck this.

Why don't I just die? I could do it like, way too easily. Because you know what? At least then I wouldn't be a selfish fucking IDIOT when someone's trying to do something NICE. And then I won't try and be fucking nice and go and help Gram, no, I should just stay in my own little world because NO ONE FUCKING APPRECIATES ANYTHING.

WHY do I even try for all of you?

SO TODAY I started crying at school right. Got depressed (not willing to go into why), whined to my teacher a bit, got a bunch of hugs, started feeing better. Began feeling PHYSICALLY SICK and had a fever, went home early-ish and went to Danni's house...

AND SO I COME HOME. Momma gives me burittos, and GUESS WHAT I GET FOR DESSERT.

Chocolate cookies, strawberries, and those delicious raspberry-centered cookies...the brand I haven't had since I was 6.

SO YEAH I'M REALLY FREAKING HAPPY FOR NOW. <333 let's see how long it'll last.

Rules
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions

( UNDER HUR...chose all boys cause my girls are lame lately )

1. A is for age:
14. TOO OLD, IN MY OPINION . ;;

2. B is for beer of choice:
Beer = evil

3. C is for career right now:
Teacher's Aid. I care for little kids for an hour and a half three days a week. D;

4. D is for your dog's name
Vixxen and Taco. <3333

5. E is for essential item you use everyday:
Uhm. Toothbrush? XD

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
Heroes. <333

7. G is for favorite game:
Simpson's Hit and Run? XD

8. H is for Home town:
Lompoc. =D

9. I is for instruments you play:
Piano...and my voice. :3 I want to play the drums. ;;

10. J is for favorite juice:
Apple or orange...grape juice is good too... xD

11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:
THE HEROES PEOPLE. GIVE US SOMETHING HAPPY ALREADY. Also, Evan's. My brother's. My dad's. Apparently lots of guys. Meg's a lot. D:

12. L is for last place you ate:
At the table!

13. M is for marriage:
Wantzors. It's a giant dream.

14. N is for your name:
Jonae' Anne Carothers.

15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
Never...

16. P is for people you were with today:
My classmates, Mom, Gram, Levi... xD

17. Q is for quote:
"The Best People Fall for the Worst People."

18. R is for Biggest Regret:
Being such a lovesick dweeb.

19. S is for status:
Taken. Sort of. It's complicated. She might of already forgotten.

20. T is for time you woke up today:
7:25 maybe?

21. U is for underwear:
BLUE.

22. V is for vegetable you love:
Mashed potatooooes.

23. W is for worst habit:
...Biting my nails. ;;

24. X is for x-rays you've had:
Maaaaany teeth x-rays, and this one time when I broke my elbow.

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
SEE'S CHOCOLATE. And a donut. :3

26. Z is for the zodiac sign:
Libra.